He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize