Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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