He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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