I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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