You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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