Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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