I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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