talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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