I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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