What should our trivia night team be named?
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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