i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's shark week go big or go home
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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