Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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