the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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