get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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