dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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