I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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