I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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