3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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