well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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