I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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