Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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