Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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