fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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