All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
it's like iHOP with fire
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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