the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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