this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just found a bag of teeth...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm both gender and math confused
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize