You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i need some magic done to my vagina
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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