Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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