I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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