We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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