lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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