You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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