All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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