its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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