my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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