this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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