Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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