And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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