Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i think my tv is drunk
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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