Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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