Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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