That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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