when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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