Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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