:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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