You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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