can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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