Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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