He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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