He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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